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I was clean-shaven just over a week ago. It was weird. I’m back, y’all.

I was clean-shaven just over a week ago. It was weird. I’m back, y’all.

Reason #4564567457824567658 I love MailChimp: they sent me my own chimp hat as a total surprise! Now I don’t need steal the one from the Wistia office…

Reason #4564567457824567658 I love MailChimp: they sent me my own chimp hat as a total surprise! Now I don’t need steal the one from the Wistia office…

THE NHL IS BACK TODAY! GO KINGS!

THE NHL IS BACK TODAY! GO KINGS!

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Round 2 completion playoff beard check?(should note, I guess, that I haven’t touched the beard with a trimmer or razor once since the regular season was over)

Round 2 completion playoff beard check?

(should note, I guess, that I haven’t touched the beard with a trimmer or razor once since the regular season was over)

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That last one wasn’t metal enough. Here’s a new one sans mustache.

That last one wasn’t metal enough. Here’s a new one sans mustache.

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Because Liam says “pics or it didn’t happen” here’s a picture of me sans mustache. Please excuse the stupid pose/facial expression.

Because Liam says “pics or it didn’t happen” here’s a picture of me sans mustache. Please excuse the stupid pose/facial expression.

GPOY: Finally cold enough to lumberjack it up. Time to go wrestle a bear or something.

GPOY: Finally cold enough to lumberjack it up. Time to go wrestle a bear or something.