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Really NHL?!? You’re killing me, smalls.

Really NHL?!? You’re killing me, smalls.

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I also just really like Pavel Datsyuk highlights. A lot. That dude is a magician with the puck.

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Now that the NHL is back in full effect, time to bring back some knob hockey.

THE NHL IS BACK TODAY! GO KINGS!

THE NHL IS BACK TODAY! GO KINGS!

Fuck. Yes.

Fuck. Yes.

One of the greatest to ever play the game. What an amazing 20 year career. Infinite respect for this man.

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Kings beat the Presidents’ Trophy winners Vancouver in OT to take the series four games to one. AWWWW YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Kings beat the Presidents’ Trophy winners Vancouver in OT to take the series four games to one. AWWWW YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Get out, Torres. Just get out. No room for hits like this in the league. I really hope Hossa is alright after this viscous hit.

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KINGS!

Brown ices it with the empty netter—Kings take game one! Couldn’t ask for anything more!

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2012 NHL Playoff First Round Predictions

Okay, I like the NHL. All of you probably knew that already. If not, you clearly haven’t been paying much attention in the last 6 or so months. The 2011-2012 regular season ended yesterday, meaning that playoff season is now upon us (fuck yeah). In typical Jordan fashion, I have a lot of thoughts and guesses on who will do what, and even more likely than that, someone is going to get butthurt by these (probably incorrect) picks. So, let’s have some fun and talk some playoff hockey, shall we? I’ll start with my Eastern Conference picks since that’s probably what most of you care more about. Catch my picks after the jump!

 

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Thinking of doing NHL playoff picks on here.

Who might be interested in reading my take?

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About that time…

For playoff beards. Sorry, ladies.

(and for those ladies who applaud this, I love you) 

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Fuck Ryane Clowe. Seriously.

Fuck Ryane Clowe. Seriously.

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Unbelievable. I’ve never seen anything like this. What would you even call in this situation? Too many men? Anyone have any thoughts or insight to this? Guesses?